Thursday, August 19, 2010

THE REST OF THE FIRST NEWSLETTER

RANCH VEHICLE UPDATE
Louie has been busy fine tuning his ranch vehicle and is somewhat surprised by all the attention it is getting.  Offers to buy the vehicle, "as is", are coming in from as far away as Fillmore and Saticoy.  He has no plans to sell the vehicle at this time.  However, he does say, "It feels really good to see my design decisions appreciated.  I drank three natty lights thinking about one of them."  Although Charlie says the gratuitous use of bailing wire is aesthetically, "so little red wagon," he is quite impressed with the "duct tape dashboard".  Louie stands by his design and says, "Make your own  ranch vehicle." 


Debbie at Rest


SHELLY "WHIRLWIND" MITCHELL MIGHT HAVE BEEN HERE
Some of you may have noticed an ecological disturbance this weekend.  Shelly "Whirlwind" Mitchell stopped by the 7H on her way to and from wherever it was she was going.  Details are sketchy but apparently she delivered a six month old McNabb border collie.  Although Whirlwind" Mitchell is not a licensed veterinarian, the puppy is healthy.  




CHICKEN COOP COMMITEE TO MEET THIS THURSDAY
The 7H Chicken Coop Renovation Project (CCRP) committee is meeting this Thursday to begin discussion on the future of the chicken coop.  Committee member Helen says, "I know there are a lot of deep feelings about this project but we can't lose our heads."  Turkey tender Mary wants to ensure every turkey is represented at the meeting and is planning a silent vigil if the turkeys will cooperate.


Stories that were unconfirmed at press time:
ANDY FORCED TO CHOOSE BETWEEN GIN AND DOUGHNUTS
NEIGHBORS GET DONKEY . . .OR MAYBE A DONKEY CALL

2 comments:

  1. Have fun with the Border Collie puppy! Those guys are active!

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  2. Hi Liz, Yes, we have noticed. She's a wonderful addition to the family.

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