WHEELER CANYON CATTLE DISORDER

The cattle of Wheeler Canyon have developed a compulsive checking disorder, similar to Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD), which has caused them to become impossible to herd.  Ranchers have consulted with numerous experts in the field and on the phone and have failed to agree on a treatment.  Longtime canyon resident Mary first diagnosed the situation while returning up the canyon for the third time to confirm she had chained all of the stable gates and shut off the coffee pot.