GHOST WALK JUST AROUND THE CORNER

                         

The Santa Paula Ghost Walk is next month and Louie has already started to bring his ghost to life.  This year Louie hopes to perfect his Natty Light Scorpion story.  The story, which has been rejected in the past for violation of the product placement guideline put in place after the incident with the incident with the Budweiser frogs in 1996, features a  human scorpion that can open Natty Lights with its tail while drinking a Natty Light and tending bar with its human hands.  The human scorpion was allegedly killed during bar room argument over the true identity of William Shakespeare. When reminded of the product placement controversy, Louie kicked at the ground a few times and said, "Blow, blow, thou winter wind, Thou art not so unkind As man's ingratitude," and went back to raking the driveway. Louie's continued dedication to Ghost Walk is an inspiration to the 7H and we all wish him the best this year.